So Spangly

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“Recently, Francis Lam from Gilt Taste, posed a question to me. He wanted to know if it was possible to fry a croissant. […] This worked beautifully. It fried like a doughnut (note the blond band around the midriff). In fact the best way to describe it is that it tasted like a flaky doughnut if you can picture that. I coated the already proofed croissant in wondra flour since I assumed this would create a seal (I was afraid the butter would seep out).” The Quenelle. 

LeBron James once was smoking cigars with Dwyane Wade near Ecuador. They were plotting to conjure a fake moustache. Omar Epps proclaimed the plan ridiculous and decided to go bicycling. Will Farrell and Martin Sheen were nowhere to be found. They were joined by Bruce Springsteen who advised that they rent “Schindler’s List”. our Coulierian heros learned of the scheme from Richard Marx and ambushed them at a movie set.